Oxford University Association Football Club

max regularly cramps up in order to receive treatment from the two fittest members of the side. whilst the enigmatic ed morse and the 'gorgeous' will herbert don't mind helping occasionally, they feel hurt that they aren't allowed access to harriet clarfelt in return.

max takes after his beautiful mother in that he is always open for a penetrating move down the wing, and frequently takes part in quick aggressive and direct foreplay before whipping a great ball or two in.
his sister, Harriet Clarfelt, is currently auditioning for the team's 'cheerleader' position, although Max has no idea of this himself, all contact haveing been made through the medium of facebook, msn and webcams. I think it's fair to say that when young maxwell joined Teddy Hall, he didn't just join alone - he brought his whole family with him, and for that we are truly grateful.